M\u00e1m doma p\u00e1r sk\u0159\u00edn\u00ed od profl\u00e1kl\u00e9ho seversk\u00e9ho v\u00fdrobce n\u00e1bytku. Ty jsou slo\u017eeny z n\u011bkolika krychl\u00ed vzduchu o hran\u011b bratru t\u0159icet centimetr\u016f, obalen\u00fdch po obvodu pap\u00edrov\u00fdm d\u0159evem. D\u016fmysln\u00e1 topologie pak shlukuje z\u00e1kladn\u00ed elementy do uspo\u0159\u00e1d\u00e1n\u00ed 2×2 nebo 2×4. V nejodv\u00e1zan\u011bj\u0161\u00ed konfiguraci je prostor zkrocen do rozlehl\u00e9 sady 5×5 ok\u00fdnek. Tento zp\u016fsob \u010dlen\u011bn\u00ed d\u00e1v\u00e1 \u010dlov\u011bku mo\u017enost zorganizovat si sv\u016fj \u017eivot (skoro bych \u0159ekl roz\u0161katulkovat) a v mnoha hmotn\u00fdch v\u011bcech ud\u011blat v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed po\u0159\u00e1dek. Ur\u010dit\u011b skv\u011bl\u00fd p\u0159\u00edsp\u011bvek lidstvu, d\u00edky kter\u00e9mu chaotici zv\u00fd\u0161\u00ed sv\u00e9 \u0161ance ob\u010das n\u011bco naj\u00edt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ob\u010das, n\u011bco.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
J\u00e1 do jedn\u00e9 takov\u00e9 krychle odhazuji pono\u017eky, co se po vypr\u00e1n\u00ed odm\u00edtaj\u00ed sp\u00e1rovat. Podle aktu\u00e1ln\u00edho s\u010d\u00edt\u00e1n\u00ed jich m\u00e1m 47. Mo\u017en\u00e1 nam\u00edtnete, \u017ee by sta\u010dilo ke ka\u017ed\u00e9 lich\u00e9 naj\u00edt tu sudou a t\u00edm bych se dostal na – ano, v prvn\u00edch lavic\u00edch u\u017e v\u011bd\u00ed – na 23 p\u00e1r\u016f a jednu chudinku bez partnera. Houbi\u010dky. O sud\u00fdch v\u016fbec nebyla \u0159e\u010d, m\u00e1m 47 lich\u00fdch.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Na licho\u017erouty, kte\u0159\u00ed lidem po\u017e\u00edraj\u00ed v\u017edy jednu z p\u00e1ru pono\u017eek, nev\u011b\u0159\u00edm. I kdy\u017e jsem tuhle kn\u00ed\u017eku \u010d\u00edt\u00e1val d\u011btem p\u0159ed span\u00edm a moc m\u011b bavila. Moje skepse ohledn\u011b existence t\u011bchto b\u00e1jn\u00fdch tvor\u016f m\u00e1 jeden pragmatick\u00fd d\u016fvod: kdyby toti\u017e licho\u017erouti existovali, tak by se \u010dasem museli z hladu a nouze pustit i do t\u011bch pono\u017eek zb\u00fdvaj\u00edc\u00edch – a hromada by se postupn\u011b zmen\u0161ovala.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ale ta hromada je st\u00e1le stejn\u00e1. Navic z m\u00e9 strany selhalo hned n\u011bkolik empirick\u00fdch nebo i intuitivn\u00edch metod, jak pono\u017eky sp\u00e1rovat. T\u0159eba si d\u00e1t stranou v\u0161echny, co maj\u00ed na horn\u00edm lemu barevn\u00fd prou\u017eek. Chyba l\u00e1vky. Celkem 11 pono\u017eek je n\u011bjak ozdobeno. \u010cty\u0159i maj\u00ed b\u00edl\u00fd prou\u017eek, dv\u011b modr\u00fd a p\u011bt exempl\u00e1\u0159\u016f zdob\u00ed prou\u017eek \u010derven\u00fd. A ka\u017ed\u00fd je \u00fapln\u011b jin\u00fd.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Krom\u011b toho m\u00e1m 5 pono\u017eek r\u016fzn\u00fdch odst\u00edn\u016f \u0161edi. T\u0159i tak n\u011bjak modr\u00e9, a aby byla hrom\u00e1dka pest\u0159ej\u0161\u00ed, odn\u011bkud se mi zatoulal i jeden syt\u011b \u010derven\u00fd exempl\u00e1\u0159.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sed\u00edm tedy nad hromadou a vzpom\u00edn\u00e1m na jeden velice po\u0165ouchl\u00fd v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed d\u00e1rek. Kdysi d\u00e1vno jsem toti\u017e dostal pod strome\u010dek bal\u00ed\u010dek z kategorie m\u011bkk\u00fdch. Bylo v n\u011bm 7 p\u00e1r\u016f pono\u017eek. Na ka\u017ed\u00e9m byl vy\u0161it\u00fd n\u00e1zev jednoho dne v t\u00fddnu. Ur\u010dit\u011b vtipn\u00fd po\u010din, kter\u00fd pobavil v\u0161echny p\u0159\u00edtomn\u00e9. Humor ale vyprchal ve chv\u00edli, kdy jsem zjistil, \u017ee se mi do p\u00e1ru nesejdou dva \u010dtvrtky. A brzy ani ostatn\u00ed dny v t\u00fddnu nez\u016fstaly u\u0161et\u0159eny. Po n\u011bkolika rotac\u00edch jsem tenkr\u00e1t vzdal jak\u00e9koliv pokusy o p\u00e1rov\u00e1n\u00ed podle dn\u016f a jen se d\u011bsil toho, \u017ee se mi ve slu\u0161n\u00e9 spole\u010dnosti vyhrne nohavice a j\u00e1 vzbud\u00edm pohor\u0161en\u00ed t\u00edm, \u017ee m\u00e1 prava\u010dka je j\u00ed\u017e p\u00e1te\u010dn\u00ed, zat\u00edmco lev\u00e1 noha z\u016fstala je\u0161t\u011b zasekl\u00e1 v \u00faterku.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
To bylo ale p\u0159ed l\u00e9ty, dnes je u\u017e jin\u00e1 doba. M\u00e9 dce\u0159i o posledn\u00edm \u0160t\u011bdr\u00e9m dni ud\u011blaly obrovskou radost podkolenky s motivy ko\u010dek. A co na nich bylo nejzaj\u00edmav\u011bj\u0161\u00ed? Ka\u017ed\u00e1 podkolenka byla \u00fapln\u011b jin\u00e1. A t\u00edm nemysl\u00edm \u010derven\u00fd prou\u017eek, nebo vy\u0161it\u00fd decentn\u00ed erb na kotn\u00edku. Oran\u017eov\u00e9 s le\u017e\u00edc\u00ed ko\u010dkou tvo\u0159ila p\u00e1r \u010dern\u00e1 s b\u00edl\u00fdm chlup\u00e1\u010dem. Modr\u00e1 s \u010dervenou, ke \u017elut\u00e9 zase zelen\u00e1. A na v\u0161ech ta roztomil\u00e1 stvo\u0159en\u00ed v rozli\u010dn\u00fdch p\u00f3z\u00e1ch. P\u0159\u00e1l bych v\u00e1m vid\u011bt tu z\u00e1\u0159i v o\u010d\u00edch dev\u00e1\u0165a\u010dky!\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A kdy\u017e m\u016f\u017ee ona\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Abych to zkr\u00e1til, chlapci a d\u011bv\u010data, p\u0159ech\u00e1z\u00edm na pono\u017ekov\u00fd freestyle. A a\u017e budete cht\u00edt m\u00edt debiln\u00ed pozn\u00e1mky, \u017ee mi nesed\u00ed odst\u00edn, d\u00e9lka, nebo vzor prav\u00e9 a lev\u00e9 fusekle, zva\u017ete to. Nechcete na sebe p\u0159eci prozradit, \u017ee jste out, star\u00fd a zap\u0161kl\u00fd, co?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
BTW: A ano, v prvn\u00edch lavic\u00edch m\u011bli pravdu – m\u00e1m nyn\u00ed 23 p\u00e1r\u016f pono\u017eek a jedno libero, kter\u00e9 nasad\u00edm p\u0159i dal\u0161\u00ed rotaci.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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